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Lisa Ann

Bobbi Starr

Aletta Ocean

Madison Parker

Might be new myself, but welcome anyhow.

A few more from the private reserve..

Everyone loves a contest.

Former English major, haha what can I say.

It sure is a romantic idea, but I certainly wouldn't count on it.. This certainly isn't the first time people have been worried about the end of the world, you don't even need to go very far back to find another instance where there was a decent hysteria about the world ending, Terminators rising up and enslaving the human race while all of our computers exploded like C4 due to the Y2K bug. Humans are self-involved and self-important, if the world is going to end its likely going to come from us blowing the fucking shit out of it.

I grew up in Detroit, so maybe that's where it all happened but I am an ass man myself, any woman can pay for tits these days.. A nice ass is either some damn fine genetics or the result of a lot of hard work, either one I will happily appreciate. Regardless I'm an equal opportunist when it comes to ass, I like the small, round, perky ones, I like the big, fat, juicy ones.. Its all good, and it all looks good bouncing on your lap..

I'll echo what bigbench said, I've always found my body responds best to two on, one off, two on, two off.. Throwing in some cardio from time to time on the second set of off-days only ever on one though. I've never experienced Tren, but its my understanding that it turns you in a monster so I can definitely understand if you've got the urge to go and bludgeon your muscles every day, but as bb said, you'll ultimately be doing yourself more good with better resting habits.

Ambien on the other hand I have had some experience with, that shit is scary to me.. I took it, fell asleep without any issue in my bed in my underwear, woke up in the morning on my couch downstairs completely nude.. I would probably avoid that compound at all costs, I've never done any sleepwalking prior to that, and if I had to use it, I'd make sure my girl was there to lock me in the room and probably put some wild bondage restraints on me to keep me in the bed, haha. Melatonin works pretty decently, couple it with Valerian root and you've got yourself a pretty strong natural sleep-aid. These shits will make you have some fucking weird dreams though..

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.

Whats up buddy u seem to be a cat I want to party with. lol

Haha, dig the profile picture.

im glad he died he was too fucking nosy and in everyones business, i wish that lil fucking brat would die to along with his mom

I don't think I've ever experienced such joy watching a character die, than seeing Dale's old ass get disemboweled.

I think I've got an unhealthy amount of this shit on my HD, so I'll be dumping here every now and then..

Not to sound like a cock or anything, but this doesn't really seem to be the place for you--I hate to be the one to say it but it sounds like you just want to be lean for some beach day in July. You can gain quite a lot of mass over a five month period if you are serious about your lifting and nutrition, especially if you are young which from your post it (once again not to sound like a cock) seems like you are. As MPMC said AAS are a tool to be used when you have a solid base of strength, an intimate understanding of your body and training, and your nutrition is spot on. Steroids are not a quick fix so you can look good in a pair of short short swimming trunks a few months from now.

Tren is one of the most postent AAS and has some of the nastiest side effects, its not recommended for a first run for many reasons -- night sweats, insomnia, wild dreams/mental issues, tren cough, prolactin issues, et cetera.

Basically do everything MPMC said, but I would say that you should be researching for much longer than a year, I know I did.

Looking like a fucking freak for fifty, man.

I've been involved in the fitness community for a time, lifting for years, and lurking a select few boards during that time, occasionally posting on a few under a few different names.. I figured it was time to swear my allegiance to a board and this one seems to vibe with me. Looking forward to helping people out, getting helped out, and bullshitting with you chaps.